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- Jan. 20th, 2006 at 1:02 PM
a transcript of a phonepost from a random user (
it's 3:18. why am i not sleeping? i don't know. nobody answered that question because i'm not talking to anybody at the moment. except for the internet, and you. but not really because when you listen to this it'll be another time and it'll be like the past, and like i'm talking to the future, which is creepy and kinda weird.
i'm going to eat more pudding right now! come on, stupid pudding, come here! gimme! haha!
most of them are like that; somewhat profound, somewhat stupid. it's audio zeitgeist!
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