earlier:

me: "ready for dinner?"
abigail_m: "noooo....."
me: "why not? aren't you hungry?"
abby: "i am, but... I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER dot com" *grin*
me: ...

i just had the following text message exchange with someone i thought was lynniey:

me: Abby just bought a betta and named it Heybach.
5854146997: Who the fuck is abby and you?
me: Are you not Casey ********? Perhaps i have the wrong number.
5854146997: This is ohio the pimp!
me: Lol sorry then
5854146997: Are you looking for a career and you are an 24 36 24, holler back. Ladies only!

(I like how he got the measurements reversed, unless he's looking for doughnut-shaped ladies)